So yesterday I went to the Lake District to choose a new place to live. The agents had 2 places to show me. The first was a 2 bedroom house which was quite nice, but then they took me to the 2nd. Mama Mia. Like the title says, the gods were smiling. It is amazing. A brand new build 2 bedroom flat. Top floor, so no noisy neighbours. Corner of the building, loads of windows. Enormous master bedroom and one normal sized. Absolutely brand new place, fully furnished with a fabulous view of this monument. The best part...........I dont pay for it, my employers do.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................(JAG Reclines on his new couch with a particularly light bottle of Delle Venezie Merlot 1999). Again..............Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.